NO MORE WHITE HOUSE KISSES, President vows after his “date” with blonde in Oval Office


Reports of the President’s “date” with a blonde several days ago (Phyllis Wistrand of Lander, Wyoming) featured a line which one hopes will never again be uttered in the Oval Office:  “Well, so you want to be kissed by the president of the United States?

Following publicity of the Taft-Wistrand affair, the White House has had to fend off numerous requests for further such “dates.”  Alas, there are to be no more.  An article in the Boston Evening Transcript subtitled, “President Taft Finds the Demand Much Greater Than the Supply Allowed by Time,” reports what might be called the “Taft Doctrine”:  “NO MORE WHITE HOUSE KISSES.” One hopes there will be no future deviation from this eminently sensible policy.

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